Welcome to Heal Over Time.
A sarcastic Blood Elf Oracle Discipline Priest’s diary from the battlegrounds of World of Warcraft, Midnight. Come for the salt, stay for the healer pain.
Two Disc Priests, One Refreshment Counter, and Far Too Much Overthinking
The queue dropped me straight into Arathi Basin and I actually grinned. It’s one of my favorites. We were all milling around the Horde side before the gates opened, grabbing whatever the mages and warlocks had dropped on the refreshment…
I Let Sergeant Wilson Talk Me Into Fighting for the Alliance and I Immediately Regretted It
I have made many terrible decisions in my life. The ball incident. The fucked up helm. That one forbidden night with a certain human warrior whose name I refuse to scratch onto these pages again. But this one might take…
Abeke’s Potion Meltdown
I knew I was in for it the second I opened the mailbox and saw Abeke’s handwriting looking even more aggressive than usual. The parchment was practically crumpled from how hard she must have gripped it while writing, and the…
The Transmog Wishlist That Will Never End
I’m sitting on the floor of my new hut (because I still don’t have a single chair) staring at the bare stone walls like they personally insulted me. The place is empty. Completely, embarrassingly empty. Just me, a sad little…
Auctions Expiring, Gold Vanishing, Panic Rising
I just checked the mailbox again and wanted to set the whole thing on fire. More expired auctions. More stacks of tailoring mats I spent my last decent bit of gold on, now returned to me with that cheerful little…
First Night on My Own Dock (And Yes, the Hut Is Still Ugly)
I’m sitting on my dock again, legs dangling over the water, watching the stars come out one by one above Dry Desert Oasis. This is my first official night as a homeowner. I should feel proud. I do feel proud.…
You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me
I swore it was over. I was at the PvP vendor in Silvermoon’s sanctuary district, hood pulled low, quietly comparing stats on the next piece I might need. No buying tonight. Just weighing options like the overthinking fool I am.…