Welcome to Heal Over Time.
A sarcastic Blood Elf Oracle Discipline Priest’s diary from the battlegrounds of World of Warcraft, Midnight. Come for the salt, stay for the healer pain.
Arathi Basin And The Self-Appointed General
Today in Arathi Basin I had the joy of playing with a true strategic mastermind. From the start, one guy took it upon himself to be our glorious leader. He immediately started barking orders. “Two defend farm, two go Gold…
Temple of Kotmogu And The Ball Incident
Temple of Kotmogu is one of my favorite battlegrounds, I’ll admit it. Something about the chaos and the orb carriers getting squishier the longer they hold the… it’s like it’s not entire my fault when they do die. It’s like…
Choosing My Battle Brother Over Conquest
By the Sunwell, my brain and my heart were at war with each other today… and for once, my heart actually won. Deowulf finally queued with me! The big orc warrior from the guild has been on the complete opposite…
I Wasted 7500 Honor and a Small Fortune Because I Can’t Read
I managed to waste both Honor and gold in spectacular fashion today. Impressive, even for me. I blew 7500 Honor on that shoulder pattern I’d been eyeing for weeks. Then I ran myself ragged gathering everything else I needed. The…
Late Night Research on the Mysterious Zhuljul
I may have gone full-on stalker tonight. After getting outhealed and slightly humiliated by the undead Disc Priest named Zhuljul again, I became obsessed. The man was putting up numbers I hadn’t seen and I needed to know how. So…
Dizzy Mornings & Void Bullshit
Another letter from Abeke, scribbled on crumpled parchment that smells like fel smoke and crushed herbs… Hey sis, Woke up this morning and the room tried to throw me across it. Void Breach is kicking my ass harder than usual.…
Shoulders or Gloves? (Send Help)
I stood at the Quartermaster for twenty-three minutes today. I had the Honor right there in my bag. Everything I needed was laid out in front of me on his little table. And yet I couldn’t make myself hand it…