Welcome to Heal Over Time.
A sarcastic Blood Elf Oracle Discipline Priest’s diary from the battlegrounds of World of Warcraft, Midnight. Come for the salt, stay for the healer pain.
Fishing For Gold While The Queue Hates Me
I’ve discovered my true calling in this expansion: professional AFK fisherwoman. The battleground queues were taking forever today, a few over 20+ minutes even. I stood on the banks of some random Midnight river, pole in hand with that big…
Crashing At My Sister’s Place (Again)
I still don’t have a house of my own. I keep telling myself that as soon as I get a few more Conquest pieces I’ll look into it, but we both know that’s a lie. Right now I’m still sleeping…
Humbled by Two Absolute Units in Rated BGs
Queued into rated tonight actually thinking I might not completely embarrass myself for once. The universe laughed in my face immediately. Two other Disc priests absolutely smoked me on the meters. Zhuljul, Veteran of the Fourth War. An undead skeleton…
Overthinking My Transmog Like It’s Going to Save My Healing Charts
I musta spent forty-five minutes this morning staring at my wardrobe like a lunatic, not even kidding. Ugh half of my friggin closet is nothing but incomplete outfits. Robes missing its matching glove, boots that don’t go with anything, shoulders…
Level 90 and Already Questioning My Life Choices
Dear Diary, Well… I’m back. After everything that happened in Battle for Azeroth, I told myself I was done. Sat out Shadowlands, Dragonflight, and The War Within completely and spent the last two years tucked away in Eversong Woods, helping…