Welcome to Heal Over Time.
A sarcastic Blood Elf Oracle Discipline Priest’s diary from the battlegrounds of World of Warcraft, Midnight. Come for the salt, stay for the healer pain.
One Too Many At Wayfarer’s Rest
I couldn’t face Abeke’s couch tonight. Not after that last battleground. So I ended up at Wayfarer’s Rest. The tavern was quiet, the kind of late-night hush where the only sounds are clinking glasses and the occasional low murmur of…
Thankless Job: Healing BGs Edition
Some matches just leave you feeling hollow. Just finished another random battleground that felt like herding drunk cats through a slaughterhouse. We barely won, but you’d never know it from the way my teammates acted afterward. I spent the whole…
One Warrior, One Night, Zero Brain Cells
Light’s mercy, what the actual fuck is wrong with me? I’d just finished another miserable random battleground. Twenty-five minutes of chasing idiots who thought mid meant running straight into the enemy like they had a death wish. My robes reeked…
Waiting on a Ghost Tailor
I’m in a mood. The heavy kind where everything feels like too much and nothing feels like enough. I finally worked up the nerve to fix my shoulderpad disaster. After all the blood and sweat I poured into the battlegrounds……
Venting At the Auction House Counter
After another brutal evening in the battlegrounds, I did the only logical thing: I went straight to the Auction House and planted myself at Vynna’s counter like the mana leech I am. Vynna and I have known each other since…
Arathi Basin And The Self-Appointed General
Today in Arathi Basin I had the joy of playing with a true strategic mastermind. From the start, one guy took it upon himself to be our glorious leader. He immediately started barking orders. “Two defend farm, two go Gold…
Temple of Kotmogu And The Ball Incident
Temple of Kotmogu is one of my favorite battlegrounds, I’ll admit it. Something about the chaos and the orb carriers getting squishier the longer they hold the… it’s like it’s not entire my fault when they do die. It’s like…