Temple of Kotmogu is one of my favorite battlegrounds, I’ll admit it. Something about the chaos and the orb carriers getting squishier the longer they hold the… it’s like it’s not entire my fault when they do die. It’s like dying is ok in this one?
Today’s Kotmogu was funner than most. We were losing control of mid and I went ahead and yelled it. “Grab the balls, please!” I regretted it the second it left my mouth.
It was just non-stop after that. Someone was yelling about cupping blue balls, someone else was telling people not to let go of theirs, and I swear I heard someone say they had my ball hanging. I was losing my mind.
I was laughing so hard I could barely keep my heals up.
Not sure how, but in the end we won. I’m pretty sure the Alliance had no idea what the hell was happening on our side and just got confused into losing.
I’m never living this down. Abeke is definitely going to hear about it.
Still… best Temple game I’ve had in years.
~Sahsha
(Cringy Disc Priest, Currently Dying of Secondhand Embarrassment… From Herself)