(Scribbled in slightly singed ink on the back of a torn map)
Hey sis,
You’re never gonna believe this shit.
I finally got called to do a solid rated BG after waiting forever… I’m standing there all pumped up, blades out, ready to charge in first like always. They ain’t gettin’ through me. But then I spot a lightfused herb node. One quick gather, I tell myself. I got time.
I come back and the battleground portal is gone. Gone. Like it never even existed.
Also, some jerkwad started whining that the healers “weren’t healing” because they were doing damage. I almost said “It’s called Atonement, dumbass, ever heard of it?” but I held back. Barely. I so wanted to leap across the map and introduce him to my glaives personally.
Thanks for the fish yesterday. Sold all of it. Used the gold to buy that weapon enchant I needed… and then immediately spent the rest on new gems. We’re still broke. As usual.
Listen, I know we’re both scraping by, but any chance you can spot me like 10k? I still need to get my other weapon enchanted. I promise I won’t spend it on anything stupid this time. Or at least nothing too stupid. I can’t keep charging into rated BGs with one shiny blade and one sad rusty one. Makes me look like I lost a fight with a rusty nail.
I’ll pay you back. Probably. Eventually. I’ll be out front again tonight. Protecting everyone like always.
Try not to overthink your shoulders vs gloves situation for three hours again. Just buy the damn things.
See you at the mailbox,
~Abeke
(The one who charges in so you don’t have to)